The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner